Aaron Altman, Adam Streeter, ADismalScience, Andrei Vukumuch, BeRightBack, Binky’s Dream, H. Totheomo, KarenUhOh, Miasma Protege, Nina Hagen, NotAndersonCooper, Rosa Luxembourgeoise, Senor Wences, Unfun, VirusWithShoes, Wordsmoker
A Note From The Publisher
Directly above this missive you will discover universal resource locators pointing your computer to the electronic biographies of our Wordsmokers.
Kind-hearted soul that I am, I have allowed them their own little arena so that they can decorate it in their own inimitable way. Think of me as a cruel-but-evil prison warden. A warden that has allowed the charges in his care to “spruce up” their cells with pictures of the morally-lax showing some bare ankle or indeed, moving images from the YouTube. I am told by Hans that the YouTube is some kind of cinematograph popular with the shameless multitudes – the ones who crave excitement from the same kind of visual opium a representative of the Nielsen organization once tried to engage me in discussion about during Christmas 1956. I shot the braggart in the head for his ridiculous fantasies, made Hans eat his corpse, and bought his tearful family’s silence by killing them also.
Each electronic biography is theirs to arrange. According to my most recent gaggle of lawyers, I cannot be held legally responsible for the following:-
- the distinct lack of a proper grammatical structure.
- the punctuation, spelling of words or line-spacing.
- nauseating images of kittens, puppies or lovers.
- family members displaying happiness (living or deceased).
- linking to popular music to be played on your pocket Victorolas.
- the content.
- anything else.
I beg of you to peruse each particular electronic biography at your leisure as the creation of this allowance constitutes actual payment for their writing services under International Law.
I may be 93, but I still consider myself as sharp as the point on the Kaiser’s helmet itself.
Yours in supremacy,
Johann Von Wertschmacker (Publisher)
