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		<title>Art Investor&#8217;s Forum</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adamstreeter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Adam Streeter
As the President of the Utah Chapter of the Society for the Preservation of False Hope, I&#8217;ve watched with a concerned eye as confidence in our national economy has plummeted.  I&#8217;m constantly getting phone calls from people eager to preserve their false hope, wondering just what it is they should be doing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1744&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Your Next Vegetarian Meal Could Be A Tofucken!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adamstreeter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Adam Streeter
Not to be outdone, vegetarians have come up with their own answer to everyone&#8217;s favorite culinary abomination, the Turducken.  In case you&#8217;ve never heard of it, a Turducken is a turkey which has been stuffed with a duck, which in turn has been stuffed with a chicken.
But vegetarians naturally wouldn&#8217;t want to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1737&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Morning Maya</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 15:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adamstreeter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Adam Maya Angelou
Hello, all of you phenomenal daughters out there!  I&#8217;ve just learned why the caged bird really sings.  No, it&#8217;s not something schmultzy&#8230; it&#8217;s because even caged birds can&#8217;t get enough of Jimmy Dean&#8217;s Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Sausage on a stick!  I first stumbled upon this culinary curiosity in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1734&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wordsmoker.com Is Now Active &#8211; Please Change Your Bookmarks</title>
		<link>http://wordsmoker.wordpress.com/2009/01/11/wordsmokercom-is-now-active-please-change-your-bookmarks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>viruswithshoes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By VirusWithEnormousHeadache
Okay everyone &#8211; the site has been migrated over to http://wordsmoker.com/. The old WordPress blog you&#8217;re currently reading won&#8217;t be updated by any more new posts, as everything will be done on the new site. Please click on the above link to take yourselves there, and update your bookmarks.
For Wordsmokers: To post, on the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1728&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wordsmoker Update: Weekend Upgrade</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 12:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>viruswithshoes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By VirusWithFingersCrossed
Hello Internet Reader
Over the weekend Wordsmoker is being migrated to a different host. This will hopefully go smoothly. When it re-awakes from it&#8217;s slumber, it will look different, and will be enabled with a snazzy new commenting system. We&#8217;ll be testing everything out after the migration, but if something looks broken, or doesn&#8217;t behave [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1723&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Somali Pirates 1, Saudi Cowards 0</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaronaltman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ by AARON ALTMAN
Just one day after the U.S. announced it would lead a game of &#8220;Battleship&#8221; against the dreaded yet PR-savvy Somali pirates, the owners of a Saudi oil tanker &#8211; which was held for ransom for more than two months &#8211; caved in and paid $3 million so they could get their boat [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1713&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Impeached Blago Quotes Tennyson, Makes Prop Babies Cry</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aaronaltman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by AARON ALTMAN
The Illinois House of Representatives formally impeached governor Rod Blagojevich today, forcing the not-indicted but talkative Blagojevich to come out of hiding and quote poetry in a last-ditch attempt to save, um his dignity?  We&#8217;re not sure.
Blagojevich was impeached on charges that he tried to sell Barack Obama&#8217;s Senate seat; he was also [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1709&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Tax Cuts Are Dumb</title>
		<link>http://wordsmoker.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/tax-cuts-are-dumb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adismalscience</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By ADismalScience
Barack “Shiny Tie” Obama today laid out plans to offer a $1,000 tax cut to 95% of Americans. Basically, all of America is now defined as the “middle class” except for the psychotically wealthy.  Yes we did invalidate demographics!

I like tax cuts.  I like the idea of getting two checks for a thousand dollars [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1702&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Littlest Loser</title>
		<link>http://wordsmoker.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/the-littlest-loser/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>wordsmoker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Nard
Lately, I can’t seem to turn on my television or computer without seeing something about “The Biggest Loser.”  While I support the exploitation of the morbidly obese, images from the program fill me with sadness because they remind me that I was a fat child.  I wasn’t circus-side-show fat, but I was very rotund [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1699&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>5 Second Movie Review: Synecdoche, New York</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>adamstreeter</dc:creator>
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Saw it two times opening weekend.  The first time, I mostly laughed.  The second time, I mostly cried.
Posted in Adam Streeter       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=wordsmoker.wordpress.com&blog=5750108&post=1695&subd=wordsmoker&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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