Monday Morning Maya

by Adam Maya Angelou

Hello, all of you phenomenal daughters out there! I’ve just learned why the caged bird really sings. No, it’s not something schmultzy… it’s because even caged birds can’t get enough of Jimmy Dean’s Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Sausage on a stick! I first stumbled upon this culinary curiosity in one of my local Wal-Mart Supercenters. “What’s this?” I asked, as I pulled the frosty box from its icy prison and held it in my hand. Little did I know I was about to embark on a breakfast adventure unlike any I’d ever had!

Jimmy Dean’s Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick

by Maya Angelou

This fallic breakfast

Reminiscent of the Gods’ own fertile appendages

Worshipped ceaselessly by my quivering mouth

As I behold their greatness.

I have found this ecstasy in you,

Jimmy Dean’s Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick.

I bite into your meaty countenance,

Your spongy warmth,

And immediately my mouth is awash with

Rich flavors,

My nose absorbing your sweet and bitter musk.

Beefy sausage

Wrapped in golden pancake crust,

All to delight my tastebuds

And to tickle my tongue

With its butt’ry softness.

And what’s this?

Bursts of sweet, milky chocolate

Deeper and richer than the night sky

Tempting me with their ancient cry.

I will heed the call!

Jimmy Dean’s Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick,

Upon your wooden perch you sit,

Whirling in my microwave as I come back for seconds.

One of you is enough to satisfy this woman’s urges.

But why stop at one when the family pack comes

with a whopping fourteen?