by Vaquero
Dinnertime. Grating parmesan cheese for pasta. Madison said, “How do they make so many different kinds of cheese, and why are they all so tasty?” I said, “If you don’t stop talking about cheese, Sheila’s going to come over here and smack you around some.” Madison crossed her arms and said, “I’d like to see that.”
As always: this post is dedicated to Sheila McClear with much love.
16 responses so far ↓
adamstreeter // January 9, 2009 at 1:38 pm
FracturedAcetabulum // January 9, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I like this feature.
It has a great “livejournal” feel to it.
And that’s not a slam.
llamalash // January 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I like it too. Just when the reader thinks it’s going to be sweet and sappy, WHAM! Sheila’s hatred of Vaquero’s kid comes in to save the day. Perfect balance.
Curly Q Tips // January 9, 2009 at 2:17 pm
We do realize that Adam’s next post will be completely comprised of emoticons, don’t we?
Vaquero: Providing vicarious parenting since 2008. Thank you mightily.
llamalash // January 9, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I just wish Adam would share the emoticon handbook with the rest of us so that we can all play.
BC // January 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm
vaquero // January 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I have it!!!!! (the emoticon handbook that is.)
vaquero // January 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Do you want it? (the emoticon handbook, that is.)
vaquero // January 9, 2009 at 2:38 pm
vaquero // January 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm
What? No one’s gonna beg for it? Okay.
http://codex.wordpress.org/List_of_Emoticons
Senor_Wences // January 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
One should never, ever, ever stop talking about cheese!
llamalash // January 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I was going to beg for it, Vaquero, but I’m glad you caved before I had to!
llamalash // January 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Also, this:
does not look embarrassed to me. It suggests something sexual perhaps, but that would be inappropriate to discuss in here due to the kid factor.
Where’s that tentacle article when I need it?
Pinekatz // January 9, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Just don’t mess with the Madison.
minsley tortimer // January 10, 2009 at 2:39 am
beware the terror that is sheila !!!
Gay Teen Rape // August 4, 2009 at 12:34 am
now I’ll be in touch..