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5 Second Movie Review: Man on Wire

January 9, 2009 · 18 Comments

from killerstencil

from killerstencil

by Vaquero

You probably think this documentary is about the accomplishment of an amazing feat.

Wrong!

Categories: 5 Second Movie Review · Vaquero

18 responses so far ↓

  • Curly Q Tips // January 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Spoiler alert?

  • ninahagen // January 9, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    HA – you beat me to it!

  • Curly Q Tips // January 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    This site is conducting a test of the Email Notification System. This is only a test. If this had been an actual comment, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or snark. This site serves the metropolitan international arena. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

  • Curly Q Tips // January 9, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    This site is conducting a test of the Email Notification System. This is only a test. If this had been an actual comment, the Attention Signal you just heard would have been followed by official information, news or snark. This site serves the metropolitan international arena. This concludes this test of the Email Notification System.

  • FracturedAcetabulum // January 9, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Curly Q: Ooh, ooh, this is one of those “spot the differences between the two” activities, isn’t it?

  • vaquero // January 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    What’d I spoil? What’d I spoil? Don’t make me get all Unfun on you, Curly, ’cause I totes will.

    Also, I’m having a difficult time getting back into wordpress. Anyone else having this?

  • Curly Q Tips // January 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    This think is not like this thing?

    Apparently clicking “Notify me of followup comments via email” make it churn just long enough to fool simpletons into clicking “submit” again. Hours of robotic fun! Fool your friends and neighbors!

  • Curly Q Tips // January 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    *makes, dammit, do I have to type everything around here?

  • Curly Q Tips // January 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Dear God, no, V aguero, not the Unfun threat. A simple “no more sex tales” would suffice.

    “MAN ON WIRE” is literally the spoiler, am I right?

    And I think that WordPress realizes that we are growing a set of big girl server panties tomorrow and wants to leave us with fond fragile memories of the way we were.

  • llamalash // January 9, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    This was the prequel to the fabulous “Bird on a Wire” starring Mel Gibson and Goldie Hawn, right?

    CQ, I think you broke wordpress. Thanks a lot!

  • BeRightBack // January 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    llama: Thank you for making me feel less alone in always thinking of that awful movie whenever people talk about this movie. Also: I miss the article that should be in front of “wire.” Call me prescriptivist.

  • BC // January 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    What, they couldn’t get Ernest Borgnine for the sequel?
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054058/

  • FracturedAcetabulum // January 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    @llama: this is why we can’t have nice things. Everyone thank CQ. “Thanks CQ.”

  • Curly Q Tips // January 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Shuntastic!

  • fileunder // January 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    amazing FEET

  • BC // January 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    fileunder: Your humor is stunted.

  • BC // January 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    fileunder: Sorry, I realize that last comment walked a fine line.

  • heloise8 // August 5, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Cute title. I see you have 5 sec movie review. I have 60 second and a reel short take trough for movies I don’t feel like going into detail about.

    Heloise

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