Secretary of No Fun Clinton Sends President-Elect Hopegasm to Smoke His Cancer Sticks on White House Lawn

by Rosa Luxembourgeouise

Barack Obama, Filthy Smoker and President ElectHillary Clinton’s No Smoking White House will not be sullied by Secret Muslim smoker Barack Hussein On-and-Off-The-Wagon. Grilled by Tom Brokaw precisely as President George W. Bush was relentlessly cross-examined about his drinking for years, on Meet The Press, Obama promised that “You will not see any violations of these rules in the White House”. Which in lawyerese means that Brokaw will not be invited to the White House, ever.

7 Responses to Secretary of No Fun Clinton Sends President-Elect Hopegasm to Smoke His Cancer Sticks on White House Lawn

  1. But will he be “gay smoking”?

  2. Also, Hillary clearly should have been more concerned with shoving fine smokeables into various orifices than with smoking them.

  3. rosaluxembourgeoise

    @adamstreeter: That’s precisely what happens when you remove the ashtrays.

  4. “I have to defend my husband. You know he gets an unfair rap. An occasional trip to a fast-food restaurant is not the worst of all possible sins.”

    –Hillary Clinton

    Yep!

  5. I still believe Barack and Michelle get nasty in the sack, and she probably lets him have a ciggie afterwards because he rocked her ass off.

    And what goes on in their bedroom is for them to know, and me to imagine as often as possible.

  6. VirusWithShoes

    @Unfun: I thought I was the only one who pictured them at it like democrabbits.

  7. What if he burns down the white house???

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